NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This cannot be! I just saw a stretch Hummer that is even bigger than mine! It was hot pink and about 80 feet long and racked up enough violations of traffic law and god's law to have the driver's license revoked just by turning a corner.

How dare they have one bigger than mine!

If I can no longer compete on size, then I'll have to compete with style. Time to go for a drive in my hot pink Edsel with a purple metallic stripe and a rotting leg on the front.