Monday, September 24, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Primates are really quite lucky that pornography works for them.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
I have the slip lotion right here.
Monday, September 17, 2012
Nuclear capacity factor is not 90%. Why you gotta lie all the time?
World nuclear capacity factor in 2010 was 84.8% I mention this because many people lie and say it is 90%. World nuclear capacity factor has declined dramatically since 2010 for some strange reason. I'll have to ring up my Japanese friend and ask him if he knows why.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Empower Women by Taking Away Their Choice to Wear What They Want!
Trust me, he doesn't mind at all.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Australia needs more sharp youngsters.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Even if they are old cripples begging for mercy.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Parting can be such sweet sorrow, but endings can be quite happy.
Monday, September 10, 2012
So he went back to a robo 'fro.
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Toilet Seats - Up or Down?
You know, I think I've just realised why there is so much conflict in the United States over whether or not men should put the toilet seat down. I think it's because, generally speaking, women have enough faith in human nature to sit on a toilet without first checking if it's boobytrapped, while men do not. I know I certainly check every time. Of course, in my case, this is probably more a result of faith in Australian wildlife rather than a lack of faith in humanity. From a young age we have to learn to deal with things such as the bowl leaper frog, the redback spider on the toilet seat, and of course, the dreaded dunny mullet.