Wernher Von Braun - The Most Amazing Man That Ever Born

 With not any where near enough apologies to John Bird and his song, Amazing Man:


Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun,
The most amazing man that ever born,
He the hub, the center, the eye of the storm,
Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun.

If in orbit you want men,
First you make weapons of revenge,
If your plane it not reach London,
You gotta make a flying bomb!

The V-1, the V-2, the ICBM,
Only the first two hit London,
You grab him, you take him, before the Russian,
For V-1, the V-2, and ICBM.

I want man to explore de sky,
And so 9,000 Dutch and British die,
But what I not mention much deese days,
Is we also kill 12,000 slaves!

Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun,
The most amazing man that ever born,
He the hub, the center, the eye of the storm,
Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun.

I know I sound bad, but that not de case,
Not my fault I part of master race,
It don't matter you say, "Never again",
If you born me, you do de same!

Wernher, Wernher, Wernher go free,
The most blamless man you ever see,
He the mother, the father, the fuhrer of rocketry,
You rocket Iraq, so you can't judge he.

Bond Is Back! From Queensland With Love!

Coal-0! Cooooooaaallllllll-O!

Coal-0!  Cooooooaaallllllll-O!
Daylight come but no collier be here,
Coal, me say coal, me say coal, me say coal,
Me say coal, me say coal-O.
Daylight come but no collier be here.

Robot mine while I sit on bum,
Chinese collier for coal no come,
Stack de carbon till de collier come,
Bear chase coal price watch him run.

Come Mister collier, carry way me carbon,
Daylight come but no collier be here.
Coal so old no more oxidation, 
Coal get cold while sitting in de sun.

Fifty mega, hundred mega, two fifty megatonne fall!
Chinese coal consumption he hit wall,
Balance sheet he looking appalled,
Collier no come no coal get hauled.

A beautiful bunch of fossilised tree,
Morning come but no collier for me,
Hide the deadly climate change!
Daylight come and de world look strange.


A little background:  World coal consumption peaked in 2013.  Seabourne coal prices are now two fifths what they were at their height in early 2011.  In 2015 total Chinese coal consumption may be down 250 million tonnes from its peak.  A collier is a bulk transport ship for carrying coal.

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