Wernher Von Braun - The Most Amazing Man That Ever Born

 With not any where near enough apologies to John Bird and his song, Amazing Man:


Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun,
The most amazing man that ever born,
He the hub, the center, the eye of the storm,
Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun.

If in orbit you want men,
First you make weapons of revenge,
If your plane it not reach London,
You gotta make a flying bomb!

The V-1, the V-2, the ICBM,
Only the first two hit London,
You grab him, you take him, before the Russian,
For V-1, the V-2, and ICBM.

I want man to explore de sky,
And so 9,000 Dutch and British die,
But what I not mention much deese days,
Is we also kill 12,000 slaves!

Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun,
The most amazing man that ever born,
He the hub, the center, the eye of the storm,
Wernher, Wernher, Wernher Von Braun.

I know I sound bad, but that not de case,
Not my fault I part of master race,
It don't matter you say, "Never again",
If you born me, you do de same!

Wernher, Wernher, Wernher go free,
The most blamless man you ever see,
He the mother, the father, the fuhrer of rocketry,
You rocket Iraq, so you can't judge he.